Camps I would have gladly attended as a child:

  • Writing Camp
  • Space Camp
  • Reading Camp
  • Swimming Camp (SWIMMING ONLY: NO MEDALS/BADGES/MEDALLIONS OR FANCY STROKES)
  • Arts N Crafts Camp
  • Orange-Colored Food Lovers’ Camp
  • Climbing Up A Tree But Not Able To Get Down Camp
  • Sitting in Air Conditioned Basement Wrapped In a Duvet Watching Donahue Camp
  • Kindly Attractive Teen Women Coo Over How Cute You Are Camp

Camp I Actually Attended: – YMCA Nightmare in The Woods Of Quebec Camp, Featuring 200 Male Campers, 10 Female Campers, Outdoor Toilets, Bugs, and Positively Zero Adult Supervision

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